Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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