Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
