Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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