Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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