Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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