You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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