gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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