My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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