Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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