Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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