he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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