are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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