its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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I need water and some morals
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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