Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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