I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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