YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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