Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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