i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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