shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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