i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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