He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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