That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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