so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?