yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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