remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm like, not good at living.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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