I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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