Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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