do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Girls should come with a carfax report
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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