Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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