What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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