I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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