Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Farmville is her only friend.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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