I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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