He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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