I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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