Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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