Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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