Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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