she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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