I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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