My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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