it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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