When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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