So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I think my moral compass just broke
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