You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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