today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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