Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
