didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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