You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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