yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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