Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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