Dual....:-)
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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