I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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